your moms’ hair is inspired by cotton candy.
thighs by tootsee roll.
your mom nailed her eye application, but ran out of time before she could get her lips in order and had to go with the next best alternative.
your mom and “Uncle Ray Ray” are about to make another you.
your mom may have had a few cobwebs on her tights, but you can bet they were all knocked off by morning.
your mom has learned that mixing patterns on different parts of the body can help to highlight and emphasize one’s shape. the black undergarment helps to slim the torso. the lace side panels & industrial strength wedges help lengthen the legs. finally, the shimmery star pattern helps to create a shapely hourglass figure…
…and that’s one to grow on.