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your mom hates that time of year when it’s too hot to sit outside during happy hour, but, after sundown, it’s too chilly to stay out late without a jacket. solution: long sleeve crop top & matching biker shorts.  ((are those shorts on backwards?))

your mom took a couple of her girlfriends to a bodysuits & hooker boots party. Trechelle ruined the vibe by wearing her Maroon Island wig instead of her Blonde Concubine hair hat.

your mom’s mom is showing you that even after raising 7 kids and 19 grandchildren, it’s possible to keep it right and tight.

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your mom and Aunt Cookie decided to go the subtle route at the annual Black & Red party.

your mom had major concerns that her dress, with it’s Neo-Mughal influences would clash along side her Modern Geometric Abstract wedges, however she was able to tie the pieces together through the ingenious use of the color “Mediterranean Crystal Tear” used on the shoe, harness and lid and nails.

your mom’s stylish new haircut wasn’t garnering the intention of her desired class of men so she’s made a few alterations to her wardrobe to enhance her opportunities of attracting an appropriate suitor.

your mom purchased her catsuit online. we know things can go wrong when you buy things before you try them on.

your mom and sister show the 2011 and 2013 ways to dress as naked as possible. on the left, your mom shows yesteryear’s dominating trend of fishnet. on the right, your sister shows 2013’s ubiquitous sheer.