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your mom showed up at your 21st birthday party to help you throw a couple of shots back. in turn, you threw her a few backshots.

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your mom gets tired of seeing women in low cut tops and short skirts trying to show off their sexiness. she thought she’d wear something that really reveals what keeps a woman looking sexy with this revealing catsuit that unleashes a peak at her spanx.

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your mom is the type of chick to bring an inflatable pool to a club as an excuse to wear a bikini to a party.

your mom began her 50th birthday party in a beautiful gown, but ended her night, ass up, face down.

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your mom & dad met while in the checkout line at the local piggly wiggly when dad was picking up a golden pack of prophylactics and mom had a cart full of lamisil. once a year, the two like to celebrate this joyous day in a creative way.

your mom’s is shooting a commercial for her soon-to-be-classic straight-to-dvd twerkout video, “The Ass Whisperer.” for a mere $19.99, you can learn the secrets of pop, lock & dropping it to shed pounds and create a firm inviting rear end.

your moms are here to remind you that it’s white party season. get those accessories ready.

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your mom went out for some adult fun and wearing this triple X dress. trust, you don’t want to know where that third X is.