your mom & dad don’t get as many chances to hit the town as they used to so it’s understandable that they sometimes act like wild animals recently released from a cage on those rare occasions.

your mom was on hand for the unveiling of Kim Zolciak’s new line of budget wigs. here she is modeling the “Amber Waves.”

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your mom was a bit overdressed for the Future Urban Planners Association annual awards gala but was excited to take home a F.U.P.A. trophy.

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your mom’s “Florence of Arabia, Pleather Hot Pants, Velvet Side Tie Knee Boot, Silky Sideburn S.H.A.Z.A.M.” Swag won first place at the Red Lip, Eyes Fully Dipped party.

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your mom has had a tough strech of years since she last saw her former bandmate LaTavia, however, she was happy to see she was in good spirits and elated to know she still remembered all of the steps to their routine.

your mom got tired of having the christmas lights up in the house and decided to make good use of them.

your father doesn’t always wear red to the club, but when he does, it’s tres rojos.

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your mom took the blazer trend, added it to the throwback neon trapper keeper craze, coupled it w/the beyonce bodysuit bare ring finger fosse fiasco, highlighted w/some minaj pink lemonade lacefrontage and topped it off w/assorted bits of plastic bangles and batman onomatopoeia buckled fuckery.

this is a cacophony of ratchet.