your mom went to comic con in a $600 instagram skirt with gladiatrix sandals, blood red thot nails, and a silver joke deterrent accessories.
your mom, a former magician’s assistant has mastered the art of “THE PRESTIGE.” most men, after engaging in delightful conversation finally pull themselves out of her ravenous ravine only to find their watch is missing.
your mom recently purchased this sexy pair of thongs with an cute little cutout in the back and decided the best way to show them off would be to couple them with a pair of custom culottes w/cutouts.
your mom wanted to make sure that her clothes didn’t steal the spotlight from her new haircut so she went with this feather fringed semi-transparent catsuit w/modesty pleather panels in a simple, understated black.
your mom works a highly stressful job in HR at a Fortune 50 company where she is forced to sit in meeting after meeting decided the fates of thousands of employees on a daily basis. amongst her many duties includes enforcing a dress code that she finds detrimental to personal choice and against our freedoms as citizens of this great country of America. in her mind, there isn’t anything worse than having to enforce disciplinary action against a coworker because a skirt breaks the fingertip rule or a shirt may reveal an inch of décolletage. here she is, after another tough day at work, trying her best to relieve the tension.