your mom says, “Hi, Rhianna.”
your mom thinks cacique bras are way too expensive to cover up with a blouse.
your mom’s “fringe and a few fasteners” dress is our new favorite withoutfit.
your mom hopes your memorial day weekend was as memorable as hers, even though she can’t remember a thing from saturday night.
your mom is blowing out the candles on her birthday cake. later on, she’ll lick the icing off.
your mom hates to see married women in the club wearing revealing clothes with no husband in sight. she feels this “Chains & Strips of Cloth” outfit is the best way to go. it conveys the notion of being locked down, yet, still available.
your dad’s been in your mom’s closet.again.
pic from C+D
your mom is feeling very flirtatious.