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your mom recently had a few strips of lace installed into her favorite dresses so she could vent off the heat from that flaming box of fire she carries around.
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your mom recently had a few strips of lace installed into her favorite dresses so she could vent off the heat from that flaming box of fire she carries around.
your mom heard about the old barbershop saying that “crazy girls have the best stuff.” she thought long and hard about how to let potential suitors know that she was carrying around some certifiable fire in her pants. the idea hit her like a bolt of lightning…
“Michael Jackson Moonwalking Along Your Bikini Line Tattoos”
your mom walked past your bedroom on club night wearing the most conservative thing you’ve ever seen her in. when you made a comment, she said she was going bowling with friends. you couldn’t believe it, maybe she’d turn over a new leaf…
…suffice it to say, you can take the mom out of the club, but you can’t take the club out of the mom.
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your mom was cleaning out her closet when she came across her junior prom dress. it’s amazing that it still fits.
your mom is a bad ass bitch, and she’s about to…
((h/t to Chiquita from the yourmomisclubbin facebook page))