your mom wanted you to remember that when you take a picture holding a glass of champagne glass, no matter how you hold that glass, it will always be 64% classier.

your mom wanted to remind you of something special. a founding principle in the creation of the YMIC website. even if you are wearing a little black dress that barely covers your cheekmeat, with one side sheer and giving off a clear view of your underboob and the other side barely held together by the thinnest of strings, a champagne glass is all that’s needed to add that undeniable touch of class and refinement.

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your mom’s shirt says “Nevermind” in some type of weird angsty L337-speak that i’m not sure she understands. i tried to read the pants to write a funny caption, but, well, “N3V3RM!ND.”

your moms have created an interesting scenario. is this dress classier on it’s own or with a champagne glass & stripper pole? do the champagne glass & stripper poll cancel each other out? is the dress better with the longer length? and, finally, who would you ghost?

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your mom thinks things have gotten a lil’ low-brow around here lately so she decided that her pastel-mayan-apocalypse-coochie-cutters coupled with steven-urkle-suspenders-and-spectacles swag would class things up a bit.

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your mother and her clone are showing how two champagne glasses can increase the classiness of a photo to previously unseen levels.

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your mom heard i was in the midst of an extended vacation and considering letting this website go the way of the dodo bird so she went to a white party and grabbed a champagne glass.

just when i thought i was out…