your mom broke out the brand new 2013 pants to bring in the new year.

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your mom recently got her permit to carry a concealed weapon but hasn’t updated her wardrobe with something that will allow her to conceal her six shooter. so, if you see this lady dressed in her othello onesie and rocking a blazer, understand, she’s got a lil’ something something packed away just in case somebody tries to swipe her bottle of Mo’.

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your mom got dressed thinking, “it’s the future — time to start dressing like it.”

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your mom broke out the 2031 new years eve party dress 1,045 weeks too early, however, the champagne glass still has the same class lifting effect.