your mom’s ensemble could best be described as a
a) birthday suit. (note the pinned on dollars)
your mom believes that tattoos can grant the body with special properties. the roses near her armpits combat any unwanted odors, a stylized bi-kna-bi covers an adolescent bite & prevents future attacks, and, finally the shooting flames and stars around her “bikini area” let’s you know she got that FIYAH!