your moms display the difficult decisions one is forced to make when wearing sheer clothing? do you forgo all undergarments? wear bottoms, but no bra? a bra but no bottoms? how do you keep it sheer, sexy & classy?
your mom’s zumba instructor (top) asked for a few volunteers to come out and show the best way to perform a split in the middle of a dirty club floor. although your mom (lower left) was daring enough to do it in a pair of shorts small enough to wear during a brazilian wax, your grandmother (lower right) showed proper form by wearing some pants.
your moms saw this beautiful catsuit made from recycled bathroom wallpaper and decided it’d go great w/a pair of pumps.