your moms display the difficult decisions one is forced to make when wearing sheer clothing? do you forgo all undergarments? wear bottoms, but no bra? a bra but no bottoms? how do you keep it sheer, sexy & classy?

your mom’s zumba instructor (top) asked for a few volunteers to come out and show the best way to perform a split in the middle of a dirty club floor. although your mom (lower left) was daring enough to do it in a pair of shorts small enough to wear during a brazilian wax, your grandmother (lower right) showed proper form by wearing some pants.

your moms were happy to see a certain pop star move on from the blazing shade of hair color she had been wearing and were looking forward to the day when people would stop comparing them to her and she could be the only one daring enough to rock such a daring red…

but…

your moms saw this beautiful catsuit made from recycled bathroom wallpaper and decided it’d go great w/a pair of pumps.

(yes, we’ve seen this dazzling geo pyramid swag before)

your mom didn’t want to be left out in the cold and picked up this lace infused catsuit which makes it easier to answer the age old question:

“is she wearing panties?”

your mom hit a few all star weekend parties dressed in her “half on a baby neon technicolor garanimal catsuit” swag. apparently, it was a very popular look.

your mom has joined the recent trend of keeping her blazer and replacing her Contempo Casual slacks w/ something a lil’ sexier for the Afterwork Happy Hour.