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your mom thought her wicked weasel bathing suit would be a bit too revealing for the “bare as you dare” pool party and stopped off at A C Moore to pick up a few bows to keep her gifts under wraps.

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your mom wanted to head out to one final pool party before summer ends and she goes back to her job as a high school health ed teacher.

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your mom got dressed to impress for this “afterwork happy-hour splish-splash pool-party ra ra ra ah ah ah, roma ro ma ma boom boom kack” party.

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seriously - i have no idea how these three people got dressed like this for the the same event. this is bewildering.

your mom and her cousin Kelendria have always been as close as sisters. some would even say that they are more like twins. they could be, seeing as though your granpa Matthew is probably Kelendria’s daddy.

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your mom saw yesterday’s pic and decided to make it a pool party week. even though there doesn’t seem to be a pool in sight and the rest of the partygoers didn’t get the memo.

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your dad was always worried about letting you stay up to watch the cartoons on Adult Swim. now, we know the source of his paranoia.