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your mom thought her wicked weasel bathing suit would be a bit too revealing for the “bare as you dare” pool party and stopped off at A C Moore to pick up a few bows to keep her gifts under wraps.

your mom is a bit of a chameleon.

your mom’s “sheer side panel, Marcus I’m not wearing any panties” swag set many a yule log ablaze at the holiday xmas party.

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your mom got dressed for the swinger party but was dissapointed to find an actual swing.