your moms have started a new trend of keeping all the sexy in the front. if they are going to get ogled in the club for wearing revealing outfits, men are going to have to stand in front of them and look them eye to thigh to do so.

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your mom is exhibiting the proper way for a lady to clasp a tiny clutch while wearing sheer clothing that leaves a little something to the imagination.

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your mom and LeAnne (right) were happy to help their good friend Cynda (left) by modeling accessories for her line and did their best to dress in something reserved so the necklace & earrings would get the bulk of the attention.

your mom has been tasked with starting to promote a new dance craze for up and coming rap artist “Baby Bomb.” this was her third attempt at executing “the breech birth.”

(Source: nyc.alltheparties.com)