your mom got that “just licked a light socket & got a pocket rocket still plugged in” swag.

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your mom’s “Florence of Arabia, Pleather Hot Pants, Velvet Side Tie Knee Boot, Silky Sideburn S.H.A.Z.A.M.” Swag won first place at the Red Lip, Eyes Fully Dipped party.

your mom’s “sheer side panel, Marcus I’m not wearing any panties” swag set many a yule log ablaze at the holiday xmas party.

your mom calls this look her “super future borneo bonzai” swag.

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your mom is killin’ them in her “hunt for red coctober” swag.

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your mom celebrated Madonna’s bday by hitting the club in her “Material Girl Swag.” a full decade before the virgin rolled around w/her corset on blast, your mom was setting trends w/her underwear as outerwear.

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your mom’s “camo cameltoe army of one” swag shows how some things aren’t worth trying to hide behind camouflage.

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your mom thought her flowery glasses added a pop of color that would make her dominatrix librarian swag look a bit more approachable.

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over on the yourmomisclubbin facebook page, we discussed having more pictures like today’s earlier mom in an ongoing segment called 40 and Flirty. join in on the discussion and let us know if you want more of this, or, that.