your mom and her sister still wear theme costumes even when attending events in different parts of the country. this year, they were “Skin and Bones.”

your mom lost her precious pet smoky two days before the annual black party. she wore this withoutfit as a tribute to him.

your mom knows how historic this election is and how important it is to make sure her voice is heard. she’s supporting the candidate that will make sure our country is a greener place for future generations.

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your mom spent an unmeasurable amount of time trying to find the right bra to wear with this dress before finally settling on a solution that relied heavily on two way tape. it’s a shame she didn’t realize that she was wearing the dress backwards.

your mom is enjoying the last day of summer by wearing this beautiful withoutfit highlighted with the colors of fall. looking at this photo, you can almost smell the pumpkin spice candles and pine cones.

your mom’s ensemble could best be described as a

a) birthday suit. (note the pinned on dollars)
b) withoutfit.
c) H.A.M.