your mom got tired of having the christmas lights up in the house and decided to make good use of them.

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your mom just got the photos from the “Baby New Year’s XXXMas Lingerie Pregnant Mommy Jambalaya Jammy Jam” and made this her cover on her facebook profile.

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your dad is the easiest person to shop for this time of year but recent sanctions against importing have made it a bit more difficult to get the mushrooms he loves.

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your mom wasn’t allowed to join in the reindeer games, but she knew one foggy xxxmas eve, her bright red heels would be able to lead Santa’s sleigh.

your mom has never had a problem wrapping odd shapes and looks forward to this time of year where she can put ribbons, bows & lace on everything under the tree.

your mom’s “sheer side panel, Marcus I’m not wearing any panties” swag set many a yule log ablaze at the holiday xmas party.

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your mom has never been known for her wise decision making so it wasn’t a shock to catch her double fisting plastic cups of Alize at “The Yuletide After XXXMas Affair.”